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1.
A standup longboard slide.
Fuckin cunty gnar standie.
by Bathtub3036 August 07, 2011
 
2.
a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.
jacob seeley is a total standie

look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon

I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.

What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.

I saw a standie fixing up a focus

by steven glansburg210 April 19, 2008