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Verb. To Stan.

The act of being a complete asshole to somebody for no reason whatsoever.
Ed: "Dude, did you know he just gave our cousin a copy of Office Space and called it "a gift to their family?" even when he didn't get anyone else a gift for Christmas?

Jeff: "Yeah, he totally Stan'd us."
by Jim Boeheim April 27, 2008
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Suffix used to intensify a word's meaning. Modeled after names of countries, e.g. Afghanistan, Kyrgyzstan, etc.
That store is Zilchistan. They only have cellular phones there. Forget about finding any good, old-fashioned phones!
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A short & common term used for Eminem fans. The term has been taken from the song "Stan" by Eminem.
Random person- Cool Eminem t-shirt, you got there.

Stan- of course, I'm a Stan
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Plural of stan. As in person from Pakistan residing in England.
"Them fucking stans are taking over" - Observation.

"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.

"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.

"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.

"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.

"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.

"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.
by Tarquin October 26, 2004
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Dutch lover of extreme metal and extreme hardcore punk, used to play table tennis but abandoned the sport since, does not listen to dark ambient.

Known for his girly looks, and is often mistaken for a female. Although not so often anymore since he cut his hair short for 200 euros.

A drummer, and skilled in generating blast beats.
Noteable quotations from Stan:

"I demand perfection."

"We all like this."

"OH NOES!"

"I am not a girl."

"MAAAAAP."

"Drumcomputers are meggh3y.'
by Amar van Leeuwaarde October 17, 2006
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Those countries whose names end in 'stan,' including Afghanistan, Kazhakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and probably some others I've forgotten about.
Now let's see what the weather is like in the stans.
by Darth Ridley January 22, 2007
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See "one upper". Acronym (Shit That Ain't Nothin') for the one upper
Person A: "I dove off a 15 foot cliff yesterday"

One Upper: "Shit, that ain't nothin'. I dove off a 20 foot cliff two hours ago."

Person A: "What a fucking STAN"
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