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The deity of a new age religion entitled "Stanism". Members of this religion pledge their oath to Stan and worship his figure. The deity, Stan, is a symbol of power and torment. The believed reincarnation of Stan is a man called by the name of "Tony". Tony is a great figurehead in the religion as well as an idol for the members. Members may sacrifice dogs, goats, women, and occasionally hamsters to Stan. Every month, members of the religion go on quests in which they engage intercourse with as many women as possible whilst pillaging small towns. They also engage in such activities as dismembering "furries" and castrating NAMBLA members. Members of this New Age religion listen to tribal music as well as bands such as Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, and other violent music. They also have formed a band which features prayers to Stan called "Stanic Slaughter".
"Dude, did you hear last night that your dog was raped by Stanic Slaughter?" - an example of talk about the religion

"There's something inside me.It's, it's coming out I feel like killing you. Let loose the anger, held back too long. Stan must now butcher thee" - a prayer occasionally said before a savage butchering

"I will eat this hot dog in name of Stan" - said before the consumption of every hot dog

"Hail Stan!" - an chant

"Stanic surprise!" - used before a great attack

"Savage butchery, Savage Stan!" - an oath

"URG URG URG URG" - a tribal chant of Stanic members
by Stanic Slaughter January 31, 2007
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1.
Based on the central character in the Eminem song of the same name, a "stan" is an overzealous maniacal fan for any celebrity or athlete.
A Typical Kobe Bryant Stan would say something like.
"Kobe Bryant scored 81 points last night. Kobe could beat God himself in a game of 1 on 1 hoops. To hell with Michael Jordan or Wilt Chamberlain, they arent on Kobe's level!"
by Terminator-C February 05, 2006
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2.
an overobsessed fan to the point of following a star around.

It is formed from the words stalker and fan.

Stalker + fan = stan.
I'm trying to watch a Amerie video and all of these Beyonce stans keep saying "Amerie sucks, Beyonce's better."
by Ohhellno August 09, 2007
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3.
A song by Eminem off of The Marshall Mathers LP about a man who loves Eminem and his music to the point of insanity. The fan, whose name is Stan, meets Eminem at a show and then begins to write him letters. The letters get progresivly stranger. After a long time with no responce from Eminem, Stan puts his girlfriend in the trunk of his car and drives to a bridge. Stan tells Eminem all about what and why he is doing this from a tape recorder in his car. Stan then drives the car over the bridge, presumably killing himself and his girlfriend who was pregnant with his kid. The song ends with Eminem writing a letter to Stan right after his death. But Eminem then realizes that the man he has heard about on the news who drove his car over a bridge is the guy who has been writing him letters. In other words if Eminem had wrote the letter a week earlier Stan would have remained alive. Famous because it used the baseline and vocals from Dido's famous song "Thank You". Very powerful song.
" Have you heard in the news they're blaming some crazy guy killing someone because he listened to and was influenced by that song Stan?

"Of course, they always do that"
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy...

Stan is a depressing song.
by Anternam January 31, 2006
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A character from SouthPark. He is usually the rational one. Whenever Kenny dies (which is every episode), he says:

Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You Bastards!!
Let's watch South Park, it's the one where Stan, Kyle, and Cartman try to build a ladder to heaven.
by WizzleQ December 07, 2005
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Reference to one of the best songs ever by Eminem called "Stan" about an Obsessed fan who ends up killing himself and his wife over Eminem not writing him back.

Basically it describes someone who is all up on their favorite artist's schlong, and can't take criticism or the slightest negative about said artist. But instead of "fans", they're called "Stans", get it?
Me: Man I just got rid of all the Jay-Z shit on my Computer

Homie: For Real?

Me: Yeah, Jay-Z Stans can go eat a dick
by TheElectedKing January 10, 2011
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Stan as many people know is a character in Eminem's popular song Stan. Because the character was so obsessive the name can be used as an adjective. You could call somebody a "stan" if you think they are obsessive of someone or something. One good exampe would be in the song Ether by Nas.
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan - Nas
by eastsider638 August 01, 2007
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A crazed and or obsessed fan. The term comes from the song Stan by eminem. The term Stan is used to describe a fan who goes to great lengths to obsess over a celebrity.
Person 1: Dude these kids have been waiting outside the concert since 8 A:M even though no one was lined up...

Person 2: What a bunch of Stans
by I Chink Im Cool January 09, 2012
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