Defined by the gods, a Stan Szostek is a man with an enlarged brain and penis. Known to inhabit the shores of New Jersey, people seek him for the answers to the universe.

A Stan Szostek is also known as a smooth and sensual lover, so people searching for this magical mysterious man, be warned, a man with a huge penis and enlarged brain is capable of many things. So be careful when approaching a Stan Szostek.