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1.
To sit around all day, play video games and watch DVDs while getting a steady paycheck in the process.
I called into work today and did some stalnakering in my place for about 12 hours
by Cock Mongler July 07, 2006
 
2.
To get what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Continuing firmly or obstinately in a course of action in spite of difficulty or opposition.
Man, did you see Ryan go to town Stalnakering that vendor to get those updates? Nice job Stalnakering that order, that's what we like to see. persistent overwhelming
by Joe Vendor March 04, 2014