| 1. | Stalker Smile | ||
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Noun.
Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you." Guy: You know Barney? He totally has a stalker smile.
Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges. Or Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes. Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out. |
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