If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.
by President D Milhous Kennedy December 15, 2010