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The string of words, either profanities or not, that are said by a person with very sore legs while climbing up or down the stairs.

This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"

"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
by Kitty-Kat101 May 20, 2009