Top Definition
Akin to the Mafia code of silence, but specific to the stag do. This is the standard cop-out clause that means you don't have to admit to getting your knob polished by a stripper (unless you're unlucky enough to be Bryan McFadden, of course). Also extends to any other aspect of the trip that could cause embarassment to any participant.
"Who shat their bed? I couldn't possibly comment as I am bound by Stagmerta never to speak of that weekend to outsiders."
by ah April 06, 2004

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt