expensive tuition fees, shitty staff and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the jumped up Polytechnic that masquerades as a British University: Staffordshire University.
Studying at 'Staffs' is frustrating at the best of times due to the lack of shit to do, the total lack of originality on campus and the non-existent communication with staff; 90 percent of which do not hold qualifications above Ba level. As a result, the few Professors that do 'teach' at this institution revel in the glory. Administration at Staffs is also diabolical.
The fear of finding a good job after graduation from 'Staffs'is ever present and regularly forced down students throats in lectures. However, guest lecturers are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.
Walt Disney should be turning in his grave.
Welcome to Staffs
A really large penis or people that work under you.
All the biatches working on my staff have been rode on my staff.
A word used when someone over exaggerates
Steve - I had sex with 50 men on the weekend
Bob - Staffs!
Someone you cannot go a day without.
Ruby... she is my staff
When a person wears either basketball shorts or sweat pants and you can see the bulge of their junk
Dude look at Steve in those basketball shorts... he's totally got staff!
Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it
a terrible type of infection. can lead to death if not treated immediatly. comes in two forms. lindsey and kim
Man, stay away form that fat bitch. She might give you a staff infection.
Way of defining whether a chick is hot or not.
She can have the TAFF, SAFF, so on and so forth.
Danny:She got STAFF?
Jared:No, only TAFF