symptoms include herpes, abnormal discolouration, cramps, uncontrollable singular muscle relaxtaion (commonly the left labi), uncontrollable spasms emmitin a foul odours, weekly convulsions expelling a mixture of puss and vaginal fluids,
there is no known cure however abdominal massages are believed to relieve the pain, may cause "fanny farts"
mother: thats ok hun, i had it too just dont have a child, it will turn our like you.
Others: "Yea I love that movie!"
Me: "Well you know the school in the movie?"
Me: "I go there, Stadium High School"
Others: "No fucking way!!!"