Six Times A Day. A sexual disease caused by having intercourse. It means that you must ejaculate six times a day or your semen will build up and kill you.
Peter: What do I have doctor?
Doctor: You lucky son of a bitch.
Peter:Please Tell me it isn't AIDS.
Doctor: No. It is much better.
Peter: A good disease? Explain.
Doctor: You have STADS.
Peter: Really! Thank you doctor!