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StOakley's are fake Oakley's usually bought at roadside vendors or the mall for less than 10 dollars.
" Hey are those the new Oakley Jawbones, man those are 260 dollars, how can you afford those?"

" Hell no, these are StOakleys, i got them a guy in a van with a sweet mullet and I only paid 9 bucks!"
by Jetta-The-Hut October 28, 2012