The most perfect place on earth. Quietly nestled into the upper peninsula of Michigan in Mackinac County, it offers two great lakes (Michigan and Huron), thick forests, fresh air, good food and community spirit. Most people here are friendly and caring, however, some assholes do reside here. They are the people who are busy getting stoned everyday, can't find a job, blame successful people for their problems and are all together too ignorant of everything to appreciate that they live in an incredible place.
I grew up in St.Ignace and it kicked ass!
A shitty fucking town in the Upper Penninsula of Michigan where everybody is fucking related to each other due to incest. There is nothing to fucking do but get trashed. There are a million fudge and pastie shops but not one god damn Wal-Mart. The place is a fucking DUMP! NEVER GO THERE! You've been warned!
People Who Run And Basically Own This Shit Hole: The Browns (Applause)