st patricks day 

creepy white people dressed in green with red hair and little buckles hang out around rainbows and put their life savings in black cauldrons at the end of the rainbow

yo it's st patricks day!

st patricks day by lkafoaw March 12, 2011

fake st. patrick's day 

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town

hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

fake st. patrick's day by leahood gangsters March 3, 2008

St.Patrick's Day Miracle 

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

St.Patrick's Day Miracle by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

St. Patrick's Day

for better definitions see Saint Patrick's Day

a day where everyone pretends to be irish

St. Patrick's Day by IrishRepublicanArmy March 8, 2004

St. Patrick's Day Eve 

Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day.

Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick's Day, spent St. Patrick's Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.

St. Patrick's Day Eve by Soe302 March 18, 2009

St. Patrick's Day

Supposed to be on the Island = A national holiday in Ireland celebrating the life of St. Patrick, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.

-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!

St. Patrick's Day by Drumline May 31, 2006

St. Patrick's Day

A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.

It's wonderful to think that St. Patrick's Day is spent celebrating another famous Englishman.

St. Patrick's Day by soreofhing August 10, 2009