Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
=What'd you do?
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."