| 1. | Vianney pancake | ||
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The act of multiple males having a Circle jerk around a bowl of pancake batter. Everybody comes in the batter. The last one to finish must cook and eat the pancake. "Vianney" refers to a notoriously gay high school in St Louis. Tom lost the Vianney pancake. He threw up eight times before he finished eating.
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| 2. | Orlando Pace | ||
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The St. Louis Rams' starting left tackle. He was the No. 1 pick in the 1997 draft and has been with the Rams since. Pace has been named to 7 Pro Bowls in his career. He won the Lombardi Award at Ohio State in 1995 and 1996. Orlando Pace is a master of the pancake block.
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| 3. | St. Paul Snowblower | ||
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When a man cums in a man's (or woman's) mouth and he or she blows subsequent ejaculate from his/her nose, a la snow from a snowblower. Nothing has smelled normally since I gave John a St. Paul Snowblower last Saturday night.
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| 4. | McGriddle | ||
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A breakfast menu offer at McDonalds that is hated by many, and beloved by many more.
A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"
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Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen." Tucker Max : "So you like them?" Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth." |
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| 5. | Bootyhole bandit | ||
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A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual. Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!
Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit! Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool. Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit. |
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| 6. | Celebration Person | ||
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A Person who becomes overly enthusiastic about celebratory events: Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, New Year’s Eve, St Patricks Day, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, Pancake Day, Pirate Day, Australia Day. Common behaviour characteristics include putting up decorations, spending excessive amounts of money on presents, wearing birthday sashes or badges, cooking special celebration food, setting up the Christmas tree on the 1st of December, wearing associated coloured clothes, singing Christmas carols. Even if this behaviour isolates them from the group they continue to try and persuade others to conform to their happy ways. In extreme cases the 'Celebration Person' may develop 'celebration princess syndrome' (CPS), they will become extremely upset if variables of the celebration are not perfect. If an individual you know has CPS always ensure that you comply with their ridiculous demands. And beware because 84% will transform into a bridezilla. Person 1: "Why is Emily making St Patrick's Day cupcakes?"
Person 2: "She is a celebration person." Person 1: " Oh Sh*t we better make sure we get her a cake for her birthday, she might have CPS!" |
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| 7. | fettuccine alfredo | ||
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As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.
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It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today. It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy! |
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