1. Fashion - mainly pertaining to Ugg boots, lululemon, H & M and American Eagle.
2. Anorexia - if you dont skip meals or throw up meals you just dont make the cut!
3. Boys - The girls of SMLS die hard sluts who will do anything for a little action.
4. Grades - Full of wanabe genius', if they can't cant achieve their "perfect" grades on their own parents will be forced to get involved and make massive donations to fund new ELC's (waste of money buildings, full of crappy technology).
5. Die hard alcoholics (who chug mickeys) and wanabe potheads - you can always find a SMLS girl man down in a bush, bathtub or drunk tank every weekend!
6. Pride - dubbed as lesbians the girls of SMLS are more desperate and willing then a typical masturbating self exploring thirteen year old boy.
7. Momento's - Oh and how can we forget that BMW bathtub of ours, that comes complete with our equally horny men in kilts shipped in from Aurora.
8. Gossip - Home to a "Pretty Commitee" and many backstabbing princesses - gossip is juicy, demanded and always fresh everyday like our breakfast program cookies!
I know because I go there