|1.||St. Lawrence University|
An institution of higher learning in Canton, New York that questionably offers "learning."
The school is full of loose women and students who pay too much to be near them. Attendees are often described as "Sluzers," or "Sluts." St. Lawrence also offers up a mediocre-at-best hockey team, that is never considered all that threatening.
St. Lawrence is also the vastly inferior option to Clarkson University, a school that offers actual degrees and a chance at a real job.
Lacy went to St. Lawrence University. She is a promiscuous woman, sells her body, and works at McDonald's because her degree doesn't let her into a real job!