The best school in the world who always wins in football. The mixers are fucking nuts.
St. Joe's Prep always gets the girls
by sjp March 17, 2004
what people call St. Joe's Prep when they are retarded and go to malvern and don't know how to use apostrophes correctly.
Malvern kid:

hey rememeber that time i was a retard and put a definition in urban dictionary for st joes prep instead of putting it wit the rest of the definitions of st joe's prep because i go to malvern and like boys?

other kid: yeah i remember that time. its okay someones gotta be a dumbass asshole and go to malvern.
by yeahyeahboi December 13, 2010
2006 PCL Football champs after beating an overmatched O'Hara team, made up entirely of those who were too retarded to get in or their little sisters. SJP is located in North Philadelphia and the mention of the word prep around students elsewhere send them into an embarrassed rage and a torrent of curses and comments about homosexuality and financial position.

SJP is famous among girls for their mixers, dances in which there is a ratio of 3 girls to a guy.

St. Joe's Prep is the archrival of every other Catholic League Red school, as evidenced by every principal mentioning their "bitter rivalry" to anyone who will listen. There biggest "rival" is LaSalle, a school of infinite collared shirts and almost decent sports teams. There is a rumor going around that, after falling over retarded and accidentally beating St. Joe's in the Turkey Bowl, their version of a Catholic League championship, the team was given a 4.0 GPA and allowed to skip school for the rest of their time there, although none of them took up the offer because they wanted to impress their friends by using the game as lifelong bragging rights.

St. Joe's is a school of well-earned repuatation who could really care less about the slanderous tough guys of Don Guanella's sister school, Cardinal O'Hara, and other places of such bad-talking disposition who may want to look up several words in this definition to make sure that they're not just some sort of slang- words like "a" and "the".
St. Joe's Prep
OHara student: "duuuuuuuuuh mmmmmmmmmmm uhh they is feguts? OOOOOOOOOOOPPS I hef to go to class in traylor track one"
by highlighter March 03, 2006
A school that all of the Malvern rejects go because they are to shitheaded to get in. In the worst part of the city half of the school is black. Can not compete in sports. Basically a trashcan.
Did u get into Malvern? No I have to go to St Joes Prep. That place is a shithole.
by Bigman18 May 24, 2010
St. Joe's Prep is a school filled with homosexuals who apparently think they are cool for their "mixers". Mixers of what? SPERM!!11one M I RITE! Anywho, Students from this school have hobbies that range from interspecies erotica to autofellatio. An accurate description of interaction between them can be found at and
also cocks
Hey would you like to engage in various disgusting and possibly illegal acts of beastiality?

Of course I would, I go to St. Joe's Prep.
by Im in ur room watchin u masturbate September 30, 2006
(n.) A legacy-stricken, rich suburban boy's heaven in the ghetto of North Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Football is life and death (with good reason, because if SJP students ever took the time to look at something else other than their football team, they would find themselves ridiculously unpleasantly surprised at their rich, and downright girlish snob).

Generally, SJP kids can be identified by their ability and cunning to put someone down because they are a) poorer than he, b)not an SJP student, or c) homosexual, because they're all incredibly Catholic young men who are too far from their suburban churches (ABVM, St. Denis) and they always need to to identify someone else as gay to purge their friends and Catholic allies of all doubt that they, in fact, are themselves. Sometimes, generally the younger ones, will travel in packs and laugh as loudly as they can, clad in their occasionally popped sports coat collars and overstuffed schoolbags (at least alot of the time, they're smart).

The school itself is extremely exclusive, which would be reasonable if they didn't recruit football players that couldn't read and basketball players that have to be coached by a Roman Catholic High School graduate, and former LaSalle University coach, Speedy Morris.

Possibly the oddest thing about an SJP student is his ability to put down others, but to never own up to his actions/follow up his threats. Take, for example, a group of SJP kids on a bus, yelling at Roman Catholic XC runners, who are walking to the EL like big boys, as the bus drives away. Or, also, the famed SJP students are tantalizing one or a few students from another school, whom they greatly outnumber, and as soon as one of the these poor souls singles out an SJP student, and is able to communicate a good comeback, the SJP students, who have either a)threatened to fight the non-SJP loyalists, b)accused him of homosexual behavior, or c)talked about how much he "sucks" and how his school "sucks dick" , immediately turn on their confidant, and even, in a few cases (if the odds are not too great in favor of SJP), when the soul defender of his kind hits one of the SJP students, his friends to not come to his aid, instead, they have--in the past--let these brave guys walk away. It's after events like this that SJP students reaffirm their happiness with the facts that they have daddy and mommy to run home to, with their bmws and minivans and their upper darbys, broomalls, and havertowns.

In short, SJP is good for people that aren't of the "priveleged line," or "new royal blood." People that come from poor neighborhoods, however, or from challenging backgrounds, should attend, because it truly does look outstanding on a college app (whether or not it has ever produced anything other than assholes is up for debate, however the popular belief by everyone that hasn't gone there, is that it hasn't, and everyone that does--a consdierably smaller number--is that it just makes you amazingly better than just about everyone else on the face of our small, conceited.)
SJP student #1: Hey, man, I like your ride. I guess you turned 16?

SJP student #2: Yeah, but I totally wanted the convertible. I feel like such a slob in a Saab, too.

#1: You wanted the convertible?! You're a FAG! GIRLS want convertibles, dude! FAG! GAY! BUTT SEX! PENISES IN PLACES I CERTAINLY NEVER PUT THEM!

#2: I don't have to put up with this, man. That's totally like a black/hispanic/poor thing to have to put up with our shit. Let's go find some other people to mess with, and then when they fight back, we can run away like the toddlers we act like.

#1: YEAH! man. and then we're SO going to not take public transportation. this really has the making of a good night, dude!
by An enemy of every Prep August 11, 2005
The gayest school alive. They are the richest of the richest and if they went to St. Aloysius you are even richer than the richer, basically saying that you are a fag. Every Prep student thinks they are better than anyone else. After school they go to eachothers houses and be gay with eachother. A school that nobody likes. Everytime a prep person yells "P-R-E-P prep,prep,prep" he gets hit with bats because everyone is like "shut up fag." And if La Salle or Malvern say they are the prep too then they are also gay, and nobody likes them either, but everyone hates the PREps. THey all pick fights and then make up some lame excuse to get out of it like "I just bought this 6,000$ prep shirt and im not gettin it dirty because my butler is sick and i cannot wash it myself because im too busy sucking weiner and i don no how to wash my clothes b/c i was rich as a kid too"
Prep kid: Wanna fight
Bonner kid: Lets go bitch
(90,000$ cell phone rings)
Prep kid: "Dad i want the freaking porche not the dodge magnum, god u are so stupid."
(Hangs up)
Prep kid: Oh sorry where were we.
Bonner kid: i was just aboot to kick your ass.
Prep kid: Omg look at the time on my 40,000,000$ watch, it's too late i have to go.
(as prep kid is leaving)
Prep kid to bonner kid as he is riding away in his "old" H3 hummer: Later loser.
(friends in car laugh)
^then suck each others wangsters.
Random st aloysius kid: I'm going to buy St. Joe's Prep with my allowence.
by Go Bonner October 11, 2005
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