A shitty fucking town in the Upper Penninsula of Michigan where everybody is fucking related to each other due to incest. There is nothing to fucking do but get trashed. There are a million fudge and pastie shops but not one god damn Wal-Mart. The place is a fucking DUMP! NEVER GO THERE! You've been warned!
People Who Run And Basically Own This Shit Hole: The Browns (Applause)