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Pronounced Saint ev-un-arge
Ironic name for Stevenage, a crap town in hertfordshire. It was the first new town and as a result is one of the ugliest places in the country. It has the highest teenage conception rate in Hertfordshire and is in the top 10% of the most deprived places in England. There is a silver lining to this cloud - it has an awesome old skool skatepark with some concrete bowls for flowin' round. St Evenage is the patron-saint of chavs, square concrete buildings, people who think it is fun to drive round leisure parks in lowered citroen saxos, teenage pregnancy, white trainers and crap towns.
St Evenage day is celebrated in Pulse every Friday night, and in other similar establishments in crap towns across the country. |
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