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Small liberal arts catholic school located in the middle of no where MN. Co located next to St Ben's - an all girls school. These schools both cater to spoiled rich catholic kids who think they are better than Tommies, but not nearly as smart as Gusties.

60% of all the guys that go to SJU are GAY. Some just don't know it yet. But 4 year stay behind the Pine Curtail will get them out of the closet pretty fast.

St John's students are called Johnnies.
Guy 1 - where do you go to school?

Guy 2 - I go to school at St John's University - Collegeville. am a Johnny

Guy 1 - I am a Tommy

Guy 2 - Tommies SUCK!

Guy 1 - and Johnnies SWALLOW!
by JohnnieSwallow January 08, 2012

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