60% of all the guys that go to SJU are GAY. Some just don't know it yet. But 4 year stay behind the Pine Curtail will get them out of the closet pretty fast.
St John's students are called Johnnies.
Guy 2 - I go to school at St John's University - Collegeville. am a Johnny
Guy 1 - I am a Tommy
Guy 2 - Tommies SUCK!
Guy 1 - and Johnnies SWALLOW!