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5. Squonk
Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
1. squonk
An Awesome Genesis song from the album, Trick of the Tail.....
Just get it and listen.....
by DRBJimmy Jul 12, 2003 add a video
2. squonk
A mythical bird that is covered in warts who continously weeps in self-pity.
I saw a squonk sitting on one of the pumps at the gas station.
by Blue Junglist Dec 18, 2004 add a video
3. squonk
adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.
That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.
4. squonk
A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.
"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"
6. squonk
see squiff.
by anonymous Sep 19, 2003 add a video
7. squonk
similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster
i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it
by oz May 23, 2003 add a video
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