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A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina. "Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within. The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy. Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye! (Friend exits the room) Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her. Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick. John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo! |
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