The most amazing super hero Columbus,ohio has ever known. Adored by his fans and wanted by women the world over. Squirtman showers his fans with gifts and his enemies with a shrinking rain. Squirtman is your friend!!!!!
umbrella man:I will get Squirtman!
Squirtman:Oh no you don't my shrinking nemesis!
12 inch umbrella man:flyin' penguins! Squirtman is NOT my friend!