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A nickname often given to a rookie firefighter who tends to be over zealous.

They typically believe they know more than they actually do, and relish in telling others the stories of there heroism, which are almost always exaggerations of the truth.
Did you meet the new guy? He was talking about that box the other day. To hear him tell it, you'd think he drove the engine there, and put the thing out himself. What a squirrel.
by HackerZC October 13, 2010
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Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...
"Damn, look what that fuckin squirrel made me do..."
by Stinko Man February 04, 2003
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A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".
I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !
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to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!
while giving that definition, i totally just squirrelled.
by GISSUM December 31, 2009
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a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts
guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts
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1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person
1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.
by zachwolff October 16, 2003
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A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment
Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.
by Red Squirrel January 04, 2004
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