| 2. | Squirrel Fishing | ||
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An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks: Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source. Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole. Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths. Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel. Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No. Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot) |
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| 1. | Squirrel Fishing | ||
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To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously. "Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod" |
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