SERIOUS SHIT, MAN
If you like doing squirrels, you are at risk of Squirrel Aids.
The STD communicable from humans to squirrels and squirrels to squirrels. It puts people at risk of being harmed by bad squirrel stuff.
Translation: that goddam squirrel whore gave me squirrel aids.
Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
A person that u know that acts crazy or that is always movin around
Hay dude wats up
hay y u keep movin around u actin like u got squirrel Aids