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8. Squire
Noun

A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.

L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
1. squire
a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation
"what up my squire?"
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2. Squire
To name a friend when you greet them.
Allright their squire
3. squire
A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.
Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?
4. Squire
A very large and extremely stench-loaded crap of power
person a: Hey guys i woulden't hit the bathroom anytime soon i just dropped a massive squire

person b: *cannot reply, throat is clogged with squire fumes*
5. Squire
To service a woman (yes, sexually).
"He squired me yesterday."
6. Squire
Someone who is seen as the bitch among the group. Someone who tries to act like other people in order to look cool. funny, or however they want to appear. Squires are seen as a nuisance and should not be tolerated. Squires are seen as insigniicant in society because they don't bring anything to the situation. They are useless.
"My style never gets tired or wants to retire, so fuck all of you squires." -Chase Cormier
7. Squire
A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.
In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"
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