Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.
"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"
by Hol September 11, 2004
Top Definition
A mixture of skew and whiff (skew-whiff)
The data you gave me is a bit squiff
#squiff #skew-whiff #squiffed #skew #whiff
by mrvautin November 08, 2011
an underling or lacky
"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"
#bitch #lacky #muscle #rodrigo #tony
by chadsexington4 October 04, 2006
To be scruffy or cute
Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!
#scruffy #cute #shaggy #messy #hot
by Arcade82 March 17, 2015
A sexy young girl that wears slutty clothing and puts out. Also can be used as another word for pussy.
Example: We should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.

Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.
#pussy #slut #hoe #bitch #cunt #tighty
by Poon Handler September 23, 2008
a queef involving a spewed cream pie
She squiffed and it felt good
#squiffed #baby gravy #manchowder #cali germs #sperm
by Deviva October 30, 2007
To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.
Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?
by Al Dog January 19, 2005
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