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6.
Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.
She was upset because we had a squiff.
by providan December 21, 2006
 
1.
A sexy young girl that wears slutty clothing and puts out. Also can be used as another word for pussy.
Example: We should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.

Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.
by Poon Handler September 23, 2008
 
2.
A mixture of skew and whiff (skew-whiff)
The data you gave me is a bit squiff
by mrvautin November 08, 2011
 
3.
an underling or lacky
"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"
by chadsexington4 October 04, 2006
 
4.
Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.
"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"
by Hol September 11, 2004
 
5.
a queef involving a spewed cream pie
She squiffed and it felt good
by Deviva October 30, 2007
 
7.
To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.
Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?
by Al Dog January 19, 2005