Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.
I squidwarded that girl last night.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.
i was squidwarding everyone last night
the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants
i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night
A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.
The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.