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A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.
by Sallie Collom November 13, 2008
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A cool, usually short person. Always trying to have fun but sometimes can be quite a prankster. Can be annoying at times, but usually a squidget is cool.
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The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.
"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
by Jaggajack October 09, 2007
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A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.
*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL
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This girl that works at sears and is a squirt and a midget.
Hey squidget!
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1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.

"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"
by Damaen February 22, 2003
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Squidget mornicus
This slow dimm whitted creature is often found walking arouns Stockton riverside college with a moronic look on his face, this creature think he is a hit with the ladies of his species, sadly he is mistaken. this creature is deformed and smaller than the other of his species and he has a squint on his right eye that makes him look like this o(-_*)o, this sad pathetic creature should be shot and but out of his sad lonely life
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