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6.
Pretty much the opposite of the marijuana-smoking sense of the word chief.
Doris: Hey wanna chief?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm gonna squidge.

Later that evening:
Abby: Hey wanna chief later?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm squidging.
by Chadisrad January 05, 2009
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1.
noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 07, 2011
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2.
To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!
Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!
by anodenzyme August 19, 2006
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3.
a titch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.
Move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. That's it, right there!
by bricklen April 01, 2005
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4.
a person with a button nose or very cute nose. like a nose you just want to squeeze and bite.
Lauren is such a squidge, woohoo that nose!
by 8.8.8.8 August 27, 2009
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5.
The excess, squishy, hard-to-get-rid-of fat on a woman's thighs or lower abdomen.
Damn! I gained 5 lbs. of squidge over the holidays!
by LaRubia66 January 02, 2011
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7.
when a person inconceivably laughs, giggles, squeals and grins all at the same time because of something incredibly funny or cute.
alksjdf;oaej;kalmfa;lekj;alsi

what was that laughing noise?

i just squidged.
by Sebastien Tremblay Johnston December 05, 2007
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