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An invertibrate, predator with 8 legs, and 2 longer legs on the side, they live in the water and well, eat stuff...
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....

-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though
-If they ever find the illusive giant squid, I hope they make the illusive giant Calamari
by ea June 09, 2004
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A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.
hey mate, look at that guy's shirt. It's about 3 sizes too small.

I know mate, What a squid!
by stilltalkin November 27, 2016
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When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 04, 2016
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When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 04, 2016
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A person that is weird.
Jared is such a squid, he's so weird
by CHARLITTTTTTTTTTT August 19, 2017
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A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)
I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.
by Ding Dong Mandolin April 05, 2015
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Noun. A person that brings you down
Plural. Squids
That was a straight squid hating on the song that guy was playing
by Unknowner99 July 09, 2017
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