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43.
a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
your such a squid
by mdidley September 09, 2011
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A term used for a male penis that has a foreskin, due to its resemblance to the squid creature.
I have a big cheesy squid.
by MamaPyjama March 31, 2011
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45.
"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.
'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"
by nyjets1210 October 21, 2009
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46.
Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.
Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
by BeeCade March 15, 2009
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47.
In english currency a pound is a quid. squid is the plural of quid, and i dont know why.
A boke owes another bloke six quid. He goes up to this bloke with an octopus with a little tentacle bandadges up, and says, 'hello mate heres the sick squid i owe yu.' Do you see? DO YOU SEE?? Sick squid - six quid??????? the marvellous juxtaposition of... look, we jus call pounds squids. leave it at that. try and get n with people.
by Kate pasola hoooooooohaaaa January 03, 2006
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48.
a sailor
The clubs are loaded with squids.
by mesoglea November 23, 2002
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49.
a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.
this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.
by deuces2deuces November 26, 2010
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