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A member of the Navy; usu. an endearing term.
...now there goes one salty squid!
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The new kid in the group. If you are a tight knit, or relatively close group, and a new person joins, their nickname will immediately become, "Squid". The kid who was the Squid before will now be tremendously relieved, and get to move on with a real nickname that actually describes their personality.
Joe: Hey, guys, this is Robbie, he's new.
Robbie: Hi.
Fred, Bill, Rob: Hey, Squid.
Jeff: YES! I'm not the squid anymore!
Joe: Shut up, Tweaky.
Jeff: Tweaky? Aw, damnit.
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When you go to give someone a high five but instead of hitting their hand you pull away your hand in a squid motion(fingers pressed together and pull away) while yelling the word squid. Used to "punk" your friend.
Maddie: Good job Jeff! (Puts up hand for high five)
Jeff:(Goes to complete the high five)
Maddie:(pulls hand away)SQUID!
Jeff: I hate you.
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squid or squidy is a term used to describe a person or thing which is being overly unpleasant or needlessly difficult
"stop being a squid" when used to ask a person to stop the current action as it bother sum

"can you believe how squidy that person was being when i asked them for directions"
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A 1970's Southern Californian perjorative meaning an undesirable person; near the bottom of the social status pecking order; similar to "jerk" or "dweeb."
"Joey is such a squid, why do you hang out with him?"
by Tony S. February 03, 2004
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An invertibrate, predator with 8 legs, and 2 longer legs on the side, they live in the water and well, eat stuff...
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....

-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though
-If they ever find the illusive giant squid, I hope they make the illusive giant Calamari
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A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.
If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.
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