An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.
by bomb biscuit April 18, 2004
In surfing or skateboarding, an inexperienced person, a newbie, a beginner.
That squid can't even ollie.
by pseudonym2373 September 10, 2008
Regional, Southeastern Michigan suburbs:

1. A synonym for alternateen from the mid to late '80s. A punker, skater, goth, etc.

2. A fan of New Wave music, as opposed to definition 1.

3. A look-a-like for Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
He started wearing all black, funny glasses and Chucks; he's really gone squid!
by charlie green December 19, 2003
A male member of the U.S. Navy and is either found in a drunken or hungover state which is dependent on the number of hours the squid has been awake. Usually found in strip/go-go bars on the 1st and 15th of each month as those are paydays. Tends to drive a Mustang, however the squid generally does not have a license due to his number of DUI convictions.

Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.

Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.
Jailor 1 - Hey wow this drunk tank sure is full today

Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today

Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.

Squid - Don't judge me

Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge

Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking
by exsquid January 16, 2012
A squid is a male or female that dates your friend. As a result you never see them again. The "squid" usually comes from a separate group of friends and takes that friend away to dark place.
Usually a squid is an overprotective boyfriend or clingy girlfriend.
It's based on a sailor being stolen from his ship by a giant squid and taken to the depth of the sea never to be seen again.
To the depths with ya squid!
by nuffmenwontest September 19, 2010
An uncommon reply to a question that would rather not be answered. Also can be a unusual greeting to someone you know well. Usually said in the form of a question.
Can you help me with something?
by re11ding October 01, 2012
An individual lacking moral character; spineless.
"Shorty's a fuckin' squid rat goof!"
by alwayslate July 10, 2008
A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.
"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"
by nure99 September 21, 2014

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