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A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

also see stunta
We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.
by Wawa February 21, 2003
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A semi-attractive yet overweight girl at a sex or swingers club, uncomfortable with her surroundings but awkwardly trying to join in the fun. Likely to have a lower-back tattoo.
Veteran Swinger: Man, I wish that squid would loosen up and get in line for the gangbang.
by Horny Patty October 13, 2010
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A squid is defined as a privileged, arrogant male. That male is also completely void of free thinking, culture, richness, etc.
Fratboys, Meatheads, Guidos can all be classified under the squid umbrella.

Famous examples are Wilmer Valderrama and Colin Farrell.
by squidbuster November 02, 2009
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a dance move created by a derby man its fukin nolan
to flap your arms around another person whilst a dancey track is on as if your squid ing
by martz989 September 29, 2009
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53.
Your anus, or butthole

"Man I had mexican lastnight, now my squid feels likes it's on fire"
by Sarraaii August 16, 2008
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One who lacks athletic ability, or is just awkward in sporting events.
"Look at that guy trying to snowboard. What a squid."
by Jordan Floyd January 27, 2008
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A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.
If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.
by Scorp-ion May 10, 2007
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Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.
Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.
by Bettina December 15, 2006
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