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1.
A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

also see stunta
We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.
by Wawa February 21, 2003
 
29.
Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word
What a massive squid
by Mangwanani October 13, 2010
 
30.
person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.
ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.
by boloney pony November 12, 2010
 
31.
A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"
by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014
 
32.
another word for Cigarette
" Hey bud, I'm just going outside to crush a Squid."
"brb, crushing a squid"

Also see: dart, sagrit, cigarette, Sheag
by LongJohn69er September 17, 2013
 
33.
A new kid in a group, or generally someone new in an established group of people. Comes from Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.
Who's that new kid across the street?
Oh, he's just the new squid.
by 90stelevision June 06, 2012
 
34.
Squid. Cambridge Massachusetts term to describe a person with expert knowledge often in a esoteric or obscure subject. The term originated in Los Angels as a name for a show off and reckless motorcyclist but appeared to develop independently to mean a person whose vast knowledge may not be fully appreciated by the general public. The term is believed to have traveled to New England via graduate students from southern California. Squid (verb) to become absorbed in an activity. Squid out. Squidger the circular disk used to propel disks in the game of Twidlywinks.

You got to be serious trivia squid on get on Jeopardy
by D. Square January 30, 2007
 
35.
A prison inmate that as been there for a long period of time but still doesn't know the whole jail system and is completely useless
Joe: "Look at Steve over there he's double dialing the prison phones"

Lucus: "Wow what a squid"
by number87 June 14, 2012