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A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

also see stunta
We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.
by Wawa February 21, 2003
An invertibrate, predator with 8 legs, and 2 longer legs on the side, they live in the water and well, eat stuff...
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....

-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though
-If they ever find the illusive giant squid, I hope they make the illusive giant Calamari
by ea June 09, 2004
a complete n00b. a person who fails at life and has no idea what theyre doing.
"Evan, you're working at McDonalds? You fuckin squid"
"Squid you team-killing fucktard!"
by fattymcbutterboobs July 03, 2005
A term origionally used in motorcycle racing for a rider with little talent that only moves quickly in short bursts (ie. between corners) hence the motion of a squid!
These days the term can also be used to describe a Stunta! Although sometimes the term "Squid" is abused by riders themselves with no talent to criticise riders with superior skills to theirs! when monkey cant do! what monkey see! (or doesnt have the balls to do!)
Correct use: All the American superbike riders are squids! They cant even win their own superbike championship!

Incorrect use: Look at that "Squid" riding down the HWY on one wheel at 100mph!
by AussieBoy August 14, 2004
1. Friend
2. Something exceedingly cool or interesting
1. "Hey, Squid, I'm coming to the party Friday."
2. "Man, look at that board! It's a total squid."
by Phoebe Buffay March 22, 2006
its a large crustacious animal

that KILLED MY PAPPY!!!!
I'm gonna rope me a squid. I'm gonna rope the biggest squid this side of the Rio Grande. You goin' down squid! My pappies blood will be avenged! You have the blood of my pappy on your tentacles! I won't rest until I get your big squid beak on my walls! My veins pump full of blood of hatred for you squid! I hate you with everything!
by Saoancaker March 14, 2006
Used to describe money
Do you have any squids?
Lend us a squid
by L'il reach January 18, 2008
when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart
Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over
by pj November 05, 2004

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