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6.
One who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie said bike.
Porchito: Hey guys I just bought this R1 (Don't worry I'm not a squid, I'm mature my car has a v-8)... anyways how do I wheelie this thing?
by Agent Ram July 30, 2006
 
43.
S tupid
QU ick
I nevitably
D ead
by Greg June 18, 2003
 
44.
A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.
Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
by goneinaday March 20, 2012
 
45.
a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
your such a squid
by mdidley September 09, 2011
 
46.
a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.
this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.
by deuces2deuces November 26, 2010
 
47.
A semi-attractive yet overweight girl at a sex or swingers club, uncomfortable with her surroundings but awkwardly trying to join in the fun. Likely to have a lower-back tattoo.
Veteran Swinger: Man, I wish that squid would loosen up and get in line for the gangbang.
by Horny Patty October 13, 2010
 
48.
A squid is defined as a privileged, arrogant male. That male is also completely void of free thinking, culture, richness, etc.
Fratboys, Meatheads, Guidos can all be classified under the squid umbrella.

Famous examples are Wilmer Valderrama and Colin Farrell.
by squidbuster November 02, 2009
 
49.
"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.
'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"
by nyjets1210 October 21, 2009