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Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien April 23, 2005
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A semi-attractive yet overweight girl at a sex or swingers club, uncomfortable with her surroundings but awkwardly trying to join in the fun. Likely to have a lower-back tattoo.
Veteran Swinger: Man, I wish that squid would loosen up and get in line for the gangbang.
by Horny Patty October 13, 2010
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A squid is defined as a privileged, arrogant male. That male is also completely void of free thinking, culture, richness, etc.
Fratboys, Meatheads, Guidos can all be classified under the squid umbrella.

Famous examples are Wilmer Valderrama and Colin Farrell.
by squidbuster November 02, 2009
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a dance move created by a derby man its fukin nolan
to flap your arms around another person whilst a dancey track is on as if your squid ing
by martz989 September 29, 2009
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Your anus, or butthole

"Man I had mexican lastnight, now my squid feels likes it's on fire"
by Sarraaii August 16, 2008
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One who lacks athletic ability, or is just awkward in sporting events.
"Look at that guy trying to snowboard. What a squid."
by Jordan Floyd January 27, 2008
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A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.
If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.
by Scorp-ion May 10, 2007
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Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.
Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.
by Bettina December 15, 2006
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