Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien April 23, 2005
A prison inmate that as been there for a long period of time but still doesn't know the whole jail system and is completely useless
Joe: "Look at Steve over there he's double dialing the prison phones"

Lucus: "Wow what a squid"
by number87 June 14, 2012
A new kid in a group, or generally someone new in an established group of people. Comes from Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.
Who's that new kid across the street?
Oh, he's just the new squid.
by 90stelevision June 06, 2012
a easy girl who travels in packs with other easy girls and is always wet*(like a squid*). the could also be a derogatory term that refers to a girl that gives good blow jobs and *hand jobs*(almost is if she had 8* arms)
*arrives at random party with bros*
"yo, look at all these squids. Im about to get loose bro!"
(used as a way do describe potential partners)

*spots a drunken hot girl*
"Yo, im about to hop down on this squid. wish me luck"
(used as a name replacer for his target)

*approaches drunken hot girl*
"damn, squid you got a PHAT BOOTY"
(used as a way to get her attention)

*gets rejected by drunken hot girl*
"man...FORGET you! you aint nothin but a SQUID!!!"
(used as a deragatory term)
by robert LEE johnson March 28, 2012
A term used for a male penis that has a foreskin, due to its resemblance to the squid creature.
I have a big cheesy squid.
by snibbles March 31, 2011
A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.
Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"

Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."

Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"

Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."

Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."

Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."

Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."


Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"

Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."

Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."

Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."
by 115QT January 31, 2011
Squid. Cambridge Massachusetts term to describe a person with expert knowledge often in a esoteric or obscure subject. The term originated in Los Angels as a name for a show off and reckless motorcyclist but appeared to develop independently to mean a person whose vast knowledge may not be fully appreciated by the general public. The term is believed to have traveled to New England via graduate students from southern California. Squid (verb) to become absorbed in an activity. Squid out. Squidger the circular disk used to propel disks in the game of Twidlywinks.

You got to be serious trivia squid on get on Jeopardy
by D. Square January 30, 2007
S tupid
QU ick
I nevitably
D ead
by Greg June 18, 2003

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