Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien April 23, 2005
Someone who is being a big dork, aka a useless ball of jelly. Related to the cartoon Rocket Power
The band geeks are a bunch of squids
by googlebear October 01, 2012
A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.
Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.
by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011
A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.
"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"
by nure99 September 21, 2014
a backstabber, snitch, or untrustable person. commonly used by somalians.
Guy 1: Yo that guy just took my spot in line!
Guy 2: Fuckin' squid!
by tyebb September 27, 2011
squid or squidy is a term used to describe a person or thing which is being overly unpleasant or needlessly difficult
"stop being a squid" when used to ask a person to stop the current action as it bother sum

"can you believe how squidy that person was being when i asked them for directions"
by omegashiva November 29, 2011
person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.
ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.
by boloney pony November 12, 2010
Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word
What a massive squid
by Mangwanani October 13, 2010

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