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8.
Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien April 23, 2005
 
22.
An individual lacking moral character; spineless.
"Shorty's a fuckin' squid rat goof!"
by alwayslate July 10, 2008
 
23.
Noun: to describe a child that is defiant towards authority; usually in a situation that the child is aware of a rule but continues to be negligent or "forgetful".
In expletive form: to release, and or solidify frustration of children fitting the description of a squid.
Noun: How many times has Timmy broken that rule? Man, what a squid!, or,Quit being a squid and follow the rules.
Expletive form:
why won't these kids listen?.....(sigh) Squids!
by j4yt34 December 26, 2009
 
24.
a easy girl who travels in packs with other easy girls and is always wet*(like a squid*). the could also be a derogatory term that refers to a girl that gives good blow jobs and *hand jobs*(almost is if she had 8* arms)
*arrives at random party with bros*
"yo, look at all these squids. Im about to get loose bro!"
(used as a way do describe potential partners)

*spots a drunken hot girl*
"Yo, im about to hop down on this squid. wish me luck"
(used as a name replacer for his target)

*approaches drunken hot girl*
"damn, squid you got a PHAT BOOTY"
(used as a way to get her attention)

*gets rejected by drunken hot girl*
"man...FORGET you! you aint nothin but a SQUID!!!"
(used as a deragatory term)
by robert LEE johnson March 28, 2012
 
25.
The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.
Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid

Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.

Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.
by tea_and_crumpets August 31, 2010
 
26.
Slang. An alternative to the word quid (meaning the British Pound)
Lend me a squid
by Stuie999 August 29, 2008
 
27.
Someone who is being a big dork, aka a useless ball of jelly. Related to the cartoon Rocket Power
The band geeks are a bunch of squids
by googlebear October 01, 2012
 
28.
squid or squidy is a term used to describe a person or thing which is being overly unpleasant or needlessly difficult
"stop being a squid" when used to ask a person to stop the current action as it bother sum

"can you believe how squidy that person was being when i asked them for directions"
by omegashiva November 29, 2011