A case of herpes so severe that your genitals begins to squirt gooey projectile vomit uncontrollably.
I went down on a rotten looking weiner with a bad case of squerpes. Now I'm blind with eye herpes.
Rare disease that is transmitted when sexual contact occurs between a human and a small, bushy tailed rodent.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe i got squerpes.
Guy 2: Well what did you think would happen when you were fucking that squirrel?