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1) A squirrel penis.
2) the small grey hairy anatomy of a male squirrel.
While walking down the street on a sunny day I felt a drop hit my head. I looked up at the tree and there was a squirrel shaking the last few drops of urine from its "squenis".
by Jismo4 July 01, 2013
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A penis that is rather square in shape, or as wide as it is long.
This came from an online discussion where someone claimed their penis was short, but almost as wide in diameter, leading to questions of "you have a square penis?" before someone remarked "A Squenis?!" The word stuck from that point.
by Ophiuchus July 11, 2005
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n. a penis that has the texture of a squid; not erect; flacid
Che le le is so ugly she's only seen squenis.
by lil' rin rin November 07, 2006
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n. A penis that has the texture of a squid; a flacid penis.
Che le le is so ugly she's only seen squenis.
by lil' rin rin November 06, 2006
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