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10.
The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.
"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."
by ColtPython June 20, 2009
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1.
To put down or silence; To suppress or inhibit
I have finally squelched that hideous rumor.
by Gina November 10, 2003
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2.
the particular sound that an aroused vagina makes when being penetrated.
that was some serious squelch action lads.
by dirty kav April 24, 2005
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3.
A noise commonly herd during intercourse. This can be a direct result of excess moisture given off by either partner.

Words commonly associated with this term: Squelchy (adj)
Damn bro, that bitch's muffbox made the biggest squelch ever.
by Taylor Dubdogg July 10, 2008
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4.
That sound Raquel Welch makes when she suddenly gets excited.
Did you hear it when she squelched just when the water begin showering her shoulder?
by enviroman June 21, 2011
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5.
The sound that occurs when the monster cock gets pulled out of an asshole
wow i heard some major squelch from you then benjamin!
by bensreallyafag July 14, 2008
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6.
1.n. A name for orgasmic fluids.

2.v. To squirt orgasmic fluids.
1. "Ewwww get your squelch off the blanket."

2. "Ooohhh squelch on me!"
by manamesfitz May 10, 2011
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7.
When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.
Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.

Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.

Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.
by Billy Goater May 20, 2006
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