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8.
A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.
That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.
by Pseudonymfake November 03, 2013
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9.
Someone who wears shoes that are too small for them but continues to wear them because they are hot kicks
James:Yo Joey what size are those jordans I want to cop them from you
Joey: they are a size 9
James:whoa I thought you were a size 11
Joey:yea but the shoes are hot tho!!
James: damn kid you are a f***Ing squeezer!!!
by instagram: jeffreyromelus_25 February 03, 2013
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10.
It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.
Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.
by happyjoe1 March 08, 2011
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11.
It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.
Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.
by happyjoe1 March 08, 2011
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12.
A device for smoking weed. Includes a squeze bottle, tape, tube, lighter and joint. Making a squeezer.
'Dude, let's smoke outta the squeezer!'
'Roll a j so we can smoke outta the squeezer!'
by Army Brat three March 18, 2010
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13.
A poo too large for the butthole. Usually quite unpleasant, sometimes dissapears in the s bend at the bottom of the toilet.
Man, I gotta take a Squeezer.
You shoulda' seen the shape of that squeezer.
by Cam Doyle April 03, 2003
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14.
Term given to pedophiles by molested youths.
Thats the squeezer who touched me!
by bobby age 9 February 14, 2003
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